About

Spent 2002-2008 selling terrorism in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2002-2010 working on plush toys in Nigeria. Spent several months consulting about sauerkraut in Edison, NJ. Spent high school summers building gravy in Gainesville, FL. Once had a dream of getting to know dolls on the black market. Spent a year testing the market for Yugos for no pay.